Katharine McPhee was seen on the set of House Bunny acting out my wildest fantasies by wearing a fake pregnant belly while being showered with dandruff. Earlier, Rumer Willis was seen sitting naked in a back brace with a dunce cap on from the same movie. Do you see the connection? I certainly do, but I’m not going to tell you. It’ll probably go over your head anyway. Here. Go play with these Barbies instead. I don’t want you to hurt yourself by thinking too hard.
Alright, all the love struck single men in America can take a deep collective sigh of relief now that we can be sure some would-be lucky guy hasn’t knocked her up first. We can relax – for now, dun dun duuuuuun.