Kristin Cavallari was in Malibu desperately seeking attention by lying on top of her boyfriend and showing her ass to the paparazzi. If this Kristin girl didn’t have such a huge head, I’d be confusing her with Heidi Montag right now. Likewise, this is MTV’s ingenuous formula for their reality tv. Throw a bunch of typical blond white girls together and have them do stuff. Wow, so entertaining. You know what else is just as much fun? Pounding my balls with a sledgehammer. Whee, they’re like pancakes. More of the same after the jump.