Kristin Cavallari really wants you to see her ass

Kristin Cavallari was in Malibu desperately seeking attention by lying on top of her boyfriend and showing her ass to the paparazzi. If this Kristin girl didn’t have such a huge head, I’d be confusing her with Heidi Montag right now. Likewise, this is MTV’s ingenuous formula for their reality tv. Throw a bunch of typical blond white girls together and have them do stuff. Wow, so entertaining. You know what else is just as much fun? Pounding my balls with a sledgehammer. Whee, they’re like pancakes. More of the same after the jump.