Lindsay Lohan has a hard life

Lindsay Lohan is seen here at Cirque Lodge rehab center on a hike with a few dogs. I always pictured rehab as dark and gritty. I guess it’s the complete opposite. Rehab looks like a fun little vacation. I should take my friends. But, how am I going to inject everyone with heroin without them knowing. Is that even legal? Eh, whatever. Act first, consequences later, I always say. Oh, look, a birdie. Stab.