Mary-Kate Olsen

Sir Ben Kingsley and Mary-Kate Olsen have a “full on make-out session” in their new movie The Wackness, about “a drug dealer who trades marijuana for therapy sessions with his shrink, played by Kingsley.” I feel bad for the 63-year-old Kingsley. He’s had a rich, full acting career and now he has to kiss this. The upside is that, according to the fairytale, Mary-Kate might turn into a princess. It’s either that or spew cigarette ash down his throat.