Mena Suvari in a bikini with a shaved head

Mena Suvari was at Malibu beach in a bikini, sporting her shaved head. It almost looks like a fuzzy peach, but fuzzy peaches aren’t hot. Cancer patients undergoing radiation therapy are though. Maybe I can imagine her as one of them. Sure, why not? Ok Mena, I give you permission to have sex with me now.

Images removed by request :( Here’s a drawing instead.