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Mena Suvari jogs with her shaved head

Mena Suvari was spotted running from her career in a skull bikini top with one pant leg up wearing insect sunglasses in Malibu. I swear. This chick is trying her hardest to look ugly. If I didn’t know who this was, I’d be thinking, “Aw, how sweet, a retard buying her own food.” Not retarded in the “that’s stupid” sense, but retarded in the “she’ll put out for a packet of Sweet ‘n Low” sense. You know, retarded retarded.

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lee mitchell
16 years ago

Alright…show of hands. Who’s the hottest white chick with a buzz cut, Mena Suvari, Sinead O’connor, or Samantha Morton from ‘Minority Report’?

lee mitchell
16 years ago

By the way…nice ass Mena. (wild cat growl, whip crack, whip crack)

lee mitchell
16 years ago

In the words of the great Hip-Hop philosopher, Ghostface Killah, Mena’s “…backyard is bangin’ like a benzy!”

lee mitchell
16 years ago

For all Hip Hop-linguistically challenged, “backyard” means ass, “bangin'” means sexy or awesome, and “benzy” means Mercedes-Benz. Okay, that’s the end of today’s lesson.