First, I’d like to congratulate Salma Hayek on her soon to be newborn elephant. I hope he/she won’t be hunted for ivory.
I question the sanity of some of you readers. Especially this Ian fellow. I really have no idea what he’s talking about, but I had a conversation with him anyway because I have no life experience.
Ian: Hi. Your ‘website’ is shit. You are preying on the minds of innocent girls who visit you LOOKING for information on people such as, ohh, I don’t know, that girl in ‘High School’ you were always jealous of, but hey, you were way smarter and like really good at arranging THINGS because, hey, he likes that. And, eh. Maybe you need to take a LESSON from the IRISH and cop the fuck on you ignorant little twit. I am referring to you as if your pathetic SITE is one slovenly entity. Email me back you idiot. Or don’t. Then I will have your silence around me neck for all to fucking see you moronic twit. Fuck, get some LIFE experience and stop STARING at a FUCKING SCREEN. fUCK.
Me: Wow. That was one huge, nonsensical rant.
Ian: Woh, are you from like the past?! No shit! Cos, seriously, step up to where I’m at. Buy a thesaurus. What?!
Me: Super happy fun time.
Ian: I want to mate with you. How old are you?
Ian: St Patrick WILL destroy you, just wait, just wait. And a response? No, no. Silence is for your mouth to fill
Here’s another from Don Hughes regarding this 10 MONTH OLD post where I made fun of his lawsuit alleging Fox stole his Prison Break idea.
Uneducated ? Your comments about my brother and I show your ignorance…Unless Fox gave you a copy of our manuscript you are not even qualified to issue an opinion..Out manuscript included DB Cooper, the President, an innocent brother being broken out of prison by (me). And these are far more than similarities..one brother passing himself off as an FBI agent etc. etc. It goes on and on…as for your comment about not being smart—I have a degree in journalism and retired after 40 years…Your are biased, illiterate, and don’t bother with the facts..Kiss my ass !!!!
You want to compare degrees? I have a degree in kick-assery. Beat that. Now waste your time with these.
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