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The Hills is scripted? Gasp!

By The Blemish, 11:35 AM on Aug 16, 2007, 2 Comments

Lauren Conrad

The Hills star, Lauren Conrad, was spotted at Da Silvano restaurant in New York being filmed eating dinner with three friends. One irate diner complained that the show isn’t even real and they had to do five takes of her ordering dinner. Not to mention the crew took over the outdoor eating area with their lights and cameras. The diner also remarked that they should “go back to California,” failing to fully understand the concept of “no give-backs.”

So what if reality shows are partially scripted. My virtual sex doll and I agree, reality is stupid. Now come here baby. Have I got a treat for you. Whoops, I mean. Ctrl+Shift+H, F3, Up, Up, Left, W, Shift+B. Mmm, was that as good for you as it was for me?

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2 Responses to “The Hills is scripted? Gasp!”

  • Kevin
    7:19 AM

    Lauren, you need to concentrate on your education and nothing else. Get out while you can kid.

  • Cher
    11:09 AM

    Pshhh, I hate the Hills, everything about it is so “plastic-icky” and fake. Now that show is a grand waste of time…