- Bastardly: Eva Mendes has beautiful, yummy flowers
- Drunken Stepfather: Carmen Electra in her panties
- Dlisted: Angelina Jolie might adopt another African baby
- Celebitchy: Jessica Biel may or may not have moved in with JT
- CityRag: Tom Cruise is a master, illusionist
- Bossip: A Lil’ Kim sex tape?
- Celebslam: Hanson signs cankles. How far they’ve fallen
- TC: Lindsay getting sued
- EB: Paris still the same
- Yeeeah: Jessica Alba has nipples
- Grumpiest: Mandy Moore is the girl next door
- HB: Kate Hudson teaches son to fish
- Just Jared: Selma Blair is dazed and confused
- ASL: James Blunt thinks partying is beautiful
- Pajiba: Stardust – “Robert DeNiro is a gay flying pirate”
- CS: Maxim loves Lindsay Lohan
- IDLYITW: Kristie Alley is busted
Web Finds
- Oprah can be replaced. (Popeater)
- The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards featuring... women? (The Superficial)
- Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey)
- Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy)
- John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar)
- Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek. Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall)
Wow…very sexy…in a back woods, female ex-con, NRA enthusiast, “I kill deer with my bare hands” kind of way.