- Bastardly: Eva Mendes has beautiful, yummy flowers
- Drunken Stepfather: Carmen Electra in her panties
- Dlisted: Angelina Jolie might adopt another African baby
- Celebitchy: Jessica Biel may or may not have moved in with JT
- CityRag: Tom Cruise is a master, illusionist
- Bossip: A Lil’ Kim sex tape?
- Celebslam: Hanson signs cankles. How far they’ve fallen
- TC: Lindsay getting sued
- EB: Paris still the same
- Yeeeah: Jessica Alba has nipples
- Grumpiest: Mandy Moore is the girl next door
- HB: Kate Hudson teaches son to fish
- Just Jared: Selma Blair is dazed and confused
- ASL: James Blunt thinks partying is beautiful
- Pajiba: Stardust – “Robert DeNiro is a gay flying pirate”
- CS: Maxim loves Lindsay Lohan
- IDLYITW: Kristie Alley is busted
Web Finds
- Wanna party with Jon Gosselin? It'll cost you $12,000. You should get on this quick. (Popeater)
- Kristen Stewart shouldn't be doing interviews. (The Superficial)
- Cameron Diaz still thinks it's Halloween. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Alec Baldwin will get plastic surgery, mark his words. (Wonderwall)
- Sienna gets slinky in vintage. (ASL)
- Sarah Jessica Parker loves diapers and Kim Cattrall. Is it opposite day? (PopSugar)
- Miranda Kerr needs a hug. From my thighs. (IDLYITW)
Wow…very sexy…in a back woods, female ex-con, NRA enthusiast, “I kill deer with my bare hands” kind of way.