Britney Spears

Wondering why Britney Spears’ performance sucked last night? Don’t care? Too bad, I’m going to give you her excuse because obviously it was someone else’s fault.

Britney threatened to ditch her VMA performance just minutes before she took the stage. Want to know why? Britney overheard Sarah Silverman rehearsing her monologue in which she calls Britney’s babies mistakes and takes jab after jab at Britney.

Britney made it very clear with MTV that Sarah was NOT allowed to talk about her kids, and MTV agreed. That big-mouthed bitch said it anyway.

Sam Lufti was overheard backstage screaming at Sarah Silverman because of her outrageous remarks saying: “Sarah Silverman is a seriously unprofessional person to make fun of infants to get a laugh. Making fun of kids is not condonable,” and that “she should have picked on someone her own size.”

Sarah Silverman called Britney’s kids adorable mistakes. So what? Get over it. People make fun of babies all the time. Especially Britney’s babies. Let’s face it. They are mistakes. No one means to have kids with K-Fed. It just sort of happens when he punctures holes in the condom to get you pregnant and live off your wealth for as long as he can.

If Britney was that upset, she should have confronted Sarah Silverman instead of bumbling her way through that awful performance. She could have brought out Jayden James in one hand and Sean Preston in the other, raised them high in the air for Sarah to see and then started shaking them as hard as she could while screaming, “Why you gotta make fun of my Jayden and Sean!” That would’ve shown that stupid Sarah Silverman.