Britney Spears is mental

Britney Spears’ former bodyguard, Tony Barretto, was called as the secret witness in her custody case against K-Fed and gave his testimony on Britney’s mothering skills. Barretto also spoke to News of the World about his worries because he deeply cares for Sean Preston, Jayden James, Andrew Jackson and Benjamin Franklin.

“I couldn’t stand by and let the kids stay around her any longer. She has mental problems, and they are not helped by her taking drugs and alcohol. Her children need attention, and Britney doesn’t appear to be willing to give them that at the moment,” Barretto told the paper. “She can’t cope with being a mother, as she has such a low boredom threshold… With her drug and booze issues, her home is no place for children to be raised.”

Barretto also described one incident where Britney “overdosed” even though she was able to perform that night. Please, Britney isn’t that bad of a mother. Sure, she ignores her kids, tries to whiten their teeth, feeds them soda and doesn’t use a child seat, but it could be a lot worse. She could NOT ignore them. If that ever happens, we’ll finally find out whether or not a Blendtec blender can blend a baby.

In other news, Britney has been charged with a hit-and-run causing property damage and driving without a valid license. She could face up to 1 year in jail if convicted. The DMV says Britney was never issued a California license. Her arraignment is scheduled for October 10.

In other other news, Britney is doing great. Don’t believe me? Just look at these pictures of her crying.