Britney Spears

Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon found that Britney Spears engaged in “habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol based on evidence presented.” As a result, he ordered Britney to submit to random drug testing twice a week. Gordon also told both parties to avoid taking alcohol or “other non-prescription controlled substances” 12 hours before taking custody of the children. Not only that, Gordon also mandated that both exes not make “derogatory remarks about the other party and the other party’s family or significant other.”

Spears must also spend eight hours a week working with a parenting coach who will observe her interactions with her children, according to the ruling released Tuesday.

The documents underscore the bitter nature of the fight over their two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden. The two have split custody equally, but Federline is asking for the arrangements to be shifted to 70-30 in his favor.

Later that night, Britney went partying. It’s like she doesn’t even want the kids. Kids are overrated anyway. Their tiny little bodies can barely pull a plow. Completely useless if you ask me.