Britney Spears

MTV released a statement saying Britney Spears will indeed open the video music awards show by performing her new single, Gimme More, live. Criss Angel will also be part of the act. He will be guiding her through mirrors making Britney, and not just her career, disappear.

This sounds like a monumental event. I need to set my alarm. Hm, so how do you set one on a cellphone? I press set and the middle button… what? Why did it exit? This sucks. Forget it. I’m just going to pee in my neighbor’s mailbox. See what happens when you steal my mail?

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