Britney’s fake abs and time wasters

Britney’s first foray into the outside world after she single-handedly destroyed her career on Sunday was to the lawyer’s office to discuss the custody situation with her kids. While Britney’s off doing that, Us Magazine says Britney had fake abs on Sunday.

“She had an ab-defining spray tan preshow to create the illusion of more tone,”

That must have been a crappy illusion because I didn’t see any abs that day, but I did see someone die inside. That was pretty funny.

• Drunken Stepfather: Elisha Cuthbert’s sweater tits
• Bastardly: Sexy Selita Ebanks
• ASL: Mandy Moore doesn’t like drinking
• CityRag: Shaq’s gangsta party bus

• Celebitchy: Everyone wants to help Britney
• IDLYITW: Reese and Jake break up
• Bossip: Stephon Marbury’s Taxicab Confessions
• Celebslam: Rehab is for quitters

• Horny Oyster: Addicted to Krystall Forscutt
• TC: Colin Farrell is nice
• SOW: Katie Holmes needs to stay in front of the camera and not work from behind it
• Hollywood Tuna: Anna Kournikova Got Cleavage

• NinjaDude: Paris is chilly
• EB: Stuart Townsend is confused
• Grumpiest: Victoria Beckham and her oranges
• JIYHB: I don’t know who Jennifer Ellison is