Hannah Montana’s Miley Cyrus, 15 and pregnant

Update: Of course, all this is false. Someone photoshopped a fake article on a picture.

Daughter of country music star, Billy Ray Cyrus, and star of her own Disney show, Hannah Montana, 15-year-old Miley Cyrus faces a spreading rumor claiming she’s pregnant. A supposed article in an obscure magazine called J-14 says,

Yes, sadly it’s true. Miley herself confirmed the pregnancy rumors during a J-14 interview. ‘I’m going to take good care of my baby. I’ve already gained 7 pounds. I was in real shock when it happened accidentally. I went a little too far. I’m sorry to all of my fans’,” the magazine reported her as saying.

“While Miley is still planning on going on tour for her new solo cd, she’s currently filming the series finale of ‘Hannah Montana’. Even though she’s keeping hush about who’s the father. Miley’s parents are very disappointed in her: ‘Whatever’s meant to happen will happen. I guess it was meant to be this way.”

First, that High School Musical girl Vanessa Hudgens is nude and now this. At this point, I assume it’s one big orgy at Disney. Walking into the place, you’ll have to navigate through a sea of used condoms and poorly aimed semen. So, it’s kinda like my jacuzzi. Minus the passed out supermodels.

Note that all this is pretty much conjecture. Besides, she doesn’t look pregnant in these recent photos. And shouldn’t 15-year-olds be playing with dolls or putting on their mom’s lipstick instead of doing this?