The Blemish

Hannah Montana’s Miley Cyrus, 15 and pregnant

September 24th, 2007161 comments

Miley Cyrus

Update: Of course, all this is false. Someone photoshopped a fake article on a picture.

Daughter of country music star, Billy Ray Cyrus, and star of her own Disney show, Hannah Montana, 15-year-old Miley Cyrus faces a spreading rumor claiming she’s pregnant. A supposed article in an obscure magazine called J-14 says,

Yes, sadly it’s true. Miley herself confirmed the pregnancy rumors during a J-14 interview. ‘I’m going to take good care of my baby. I’ve already gained 7 pounds. I was in real shock when it happened accidentally. I went a little too far. I’m sorry to all of my fans’,” the magazine reported her as saying.

“While Miley is still planning on going on tour for her new solo cd, she’s currently filming the series finale of ‘Hannah Montana’. Even though she’s keeping hush about who’s the father. Miley’s parents are very disappointed in her: ‘Whatever’s meant to happen will happen. I guess it was meant to be this way.”

First, that High School Musical girl Vanessa Hudgens is nude and now this. At this point, I assume it’s one big orgy at Disney. Walking into the place, you’ll have to navigate through a sea of used condoms and poorly aimed semen. So, it’s kinda like my jacuzzi. Minus the passed out supermodels.

Note that all this is pretty much conjecture. Besides, she doesn’t look pregnant in these recent photos. And shouldn’t 15-year-olds be playing with dolls or putting on their mom’s lipstick instead of doing this?

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stewie griffin | December 12th, 2007 7:06 am

gail is gay

 
stewie griffin | December 12th, 2007 7:36 am

gail your gay dont b saying shit that u dont kno besides of that you got a gay name if u want to face me meet me at quahog 111 go to hell

 
stewie griffin | December 12th, 2007 7:19 am

wat the hell she aint pregnet she would look like it stupids

 
robyn | December 11th, 2007 3:00 pm

MILY IS NOT PREGNET.IF WAS WERES THE PICTURES OF THE BABY IN HER STOMICK.Is this just some rumors.

 
Gail | December 9th, 2007 7:20 am

Hannah Stupid Dum Bannana ya she thinks she’s the best but lets admit it she’s not the best she’s not even cose to been the best. So if anyone likes her well you shouldn’t at all. So you know that outfit she wore to sing her song GNO well if you look above at the pictures you’ll see them well that’s Avril Lagvines style not hers. And Avril Lagvine is soooooooooooo much better then she is in sooooooo many ways sooooo ya thats what have to say.

 
Gail | December 9th, 2007 7:08 am

i hate hannah montana she is the most stupidst lamest most idiotic person ever. In fact she looks like a fat whale soooooooooo fat that noone whants her i know i don’t. She is daddies little stupid princess. I even made a name for her yhannah stupid dum bannana. Oh and i really hope that she ever reads this messsage ’cause i really do hate from the buttom of my heart and everthing i said is infact true. OH AND SHE SHOULDN’T GO OUT WITH MY NICK JONAS EVER EVER EVER I MEAN HE IS SOOOOOOOOOO CUTE AND HANNAH LAME BANNANA ISN’T EVEN CLOSE TO BEING AS CUTE AS HE IS AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT AND IF YU DON’T YOU DON’T HAVE A TATES IN STYLE AT ALL.

MONIQUE | December 15th, 2007 9:56 am

GET A LIFE STUPID MY AUNT THINKS YOUR RIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HANNAH MONTANA IS STILL THE BEST BITCH

 
trudy | December 15th, 2007 2:37 pm

sorry 2 say but i think that ure just a hater becuze i think that hannah montana is the best and so what if thats avril levines style….its not like she owns it….o and yes…her and nick jonas should go out be cause they make a cute couple……..so….i think u need a face check…..

 
 
Lola123 | December 6th, 2007 3:41 pm

OMG! Miley Cyrus is NOT pregnant people! This is a LIE! This isn’t fair to her! Someone needs to keep there mouth shut instead of telling all of these lies! Thank you!

 
Elaine | December 6th, 2007 12:46 pm

OH MY GOD! that is my favorite show! Miley shouldnt even be thinking about having sex with the chance of ruining her show..loosing fans… and all that has come to her.
if shes pregnant then good luck. but just know half your fans will hate you. you shouldnt be thinkiing about sex.
GOSH! and shes entirely to young to even be having sex. live life.

 
she's a loser | December 1st, 2007 2:31 pm

she thinks she is so cool but she’s soo not
a 15 yr old girl has fans that r like 5yr old….she needs 2 get fans around her age

 
ble | November 26th, 2007 1:33 pm

she is so sexy but i wanted to do with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so just let me!!!!!!!!!

 
saharah | November 24th, 2007 10:41 pm

your so stupid why would you do that to yourself ~~~~~.

 
TYLER | November 21st, 2007 4:57 am

YALL R JUST DUMB. IF YALL THINK SHE’S PREGNANT THEN IM SIX FOOT TALL SHE AINT PREGNANT.

 
jennifer | November 20th, 2007 2:49 pm

im so sorey about the romer who did spred it

 
jennifer | November 20th, 2007 2:04 pm

im so sorey about the romer who did spreded it

 
Guy Bauman | November 17th, 2007 2:00 pm

You idiots who think Mileys not knocked up dont know nothing. She only pretends to be inocent and is really a slut like all teen girls.

 
asdf | November 13th, 2007 3:08 pm

this one is simple & nice.

 
sumneet | November 13th, 2007 2:13 pm

OMG MILEY CANT BE LIKE THAT SHES POP STAR

 
jade | November 10th, 2007 6:12 pm

Miley Cyrus aint pregnuant! I am watching her on the teen award and she is skinny not fat.

 
Hollie | November 6th, 2007 1:04 pm

She is!
My sister is friends with Noah Cyrus, and she found out!
And Nick Jonas is not the father
he wouldn’t do that
he a strict chriastian

 
lynn | November 3rd, 2007 9:04 pm

hi, miley i know you not pregnant

Yours trutly

lynn

 

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