Hayden Panettiere

Hayden Panettiered threatened to kill a member of Us Weekly on the red carpet over a story they published about her breaking up with her boyfriend.

Anyway, it was the unbreakable Hayden Panettiere who threatened to “kill” a staffer from Us Weekly over something she wrote about her in a recent issue. (Sources have since confirmed that it was this item that had HP’s barely legal panties in a bunch.) Just when it looked like Hayden was about to pull a Sylar on said reporter’s skull, her quick-thinking publicist grabbed her and scolded, “Not on the red carpet.” It was a classic Hollywood moment – and one I predict will be streaming all over the Internet by week’s end.

If I was threatened by Hayden Panettiere, my first reaction would be, “Aww, how cute.” It’s like a little puppy play-fighting with you. And I’ll tell you another thing, I would most likely pop a boner because cute, little angry chicks turn me on. How disheartening would it be that when you’re threatening someone’s life they sprout wood? I mean, she’ll probably be so turned on by the tent in my pants that she’ll blow me right there. At least, that’s what I imagine happening.

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