- Drunken Stepfather: Charlize Theron has cleavage
- CNW: Evan Rachel Wood Travels Across the Bootyverse
- Bossip: When The Checks Stop Coming In: Macy Gray’s “HUMPSâ€
- CityRag: Celebrity Thought Bubbles
- IDLYITW: Kelly Brook is really happy
- Celebitchy: Courtney Love says Amy Winehouse is “the biggest drug user in musicâ€
- Bastardly: Hayden Panettiere Uses Black & Blue Sharpies To Sign Autographs!
- AB: Star Jones Continues To Claw At Mediocrity
Web Finds
- Barbara Streisand thinks she's rich enough. (Popeater)
- Brad and Angelina are still in love or something. (The Superficial)
- Taylor Lautner talks bathroom autographs. His favorite! (PopSugar)
- Amanda Seyfried is trouble. (ASL)
- Gerard Butler is hitting that. (Celebslam)
- Rachel Bilson has some nice curves. (Popoholic)
- Dear lord. Kate Gosselin's new hair looks horrible. (Wonderwall)
Yes, it would indeed, be a waste of time to try and figure out who this woman is.