- Drunken Stepfather: Charlize Theron has cleavage
- CNW: Evan Rachel Wood Travels Across the Bootyverse
- Bossip: When The Checks Stop Coming In: Macy Gray’s “HUMPSâ€
- CityRag: Celebrity Thought Bubbles
- IDLYITW: Kelly Brook is really happy
- Celebitchy: Courtney Love says Amy Winehouse is “the biggest drug user in musicâ€
- Bastardly: Hayden Panettiere Uses Black & Blue Sharpies To Sign Autographs!
- AB: Star Jones Continues To Claw At Mediocrity
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- Wanna party with Jon Gosselin? It'll cost you $12,000. You should get on this quick. (Popeater)
- Kristen Stewart shouldn't be doing interviews. (The Superficial)
- Cameron Diaz still thinks it's Halloween. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Alec Baldwin will get plastic surgery, mark his words. (Wonderwall)
- Sienna gets slinky in vintage. (ASL)
- Sarah Jessica Parker loves diapers and Kim Cattrall. Is it opposite day? (PopSugar)
- Miranda Kerr needs a hug. From my thighs. (IDLYITW)
Yes, it would indeed, be a waste of time to try and figure out who this woman is.