Alba, 26, looked fit at the annual Fashion Rocks concert in New York Thursday night, but denied doing anything to get her body the way it is. “I haven’t really worked out in two months, but I do like to do yoga. I’m not on a diet.”
Liar. She’s lying. You want to know why she’s so thin? Sex. Lots of it. With me. I won’t let her take any food breaks. My sexual appetite is insatiable. I’m not bragging either. Call me ladies. Please? I’m lonely.