Jessica Alba

Amid speculation that Jessica Alba has been dieting too hard, the actress says that this is not the case. Alba admits she hasn’t even worked out in 2 months.

Alba, 26, looked fit at the annual Fashion Rocks concert in New York Thursday night, but denied doing anything to get her body the way it is. “I haven’t really worked out in two months, but I do like to do yoga. I’m not on a diet.”

Liar. She’s lying. You want to know why she’s so thin? Sex. Lots of it. With me. I won’t let her take any food breaks. My sexual appetite is insatiable. I’m not bragging either. Call me ladies. Please? I’m lonely.

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