Jessica Simpson

I’m not sure why Jessica Simpson is trying to make herself ugly. I thought Ashlee had that covered. You know how you give a kid a choice between eating his veggies or eating dog food and he chooses the veggies because the alternative isn’t any better? That’s why Ashlee Simpson was born. She’s the dog food. Which is why there’s no reason Jessica should be looking like this.

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