Jude Law

Jude Law was arrested and held for allegedly assaulting a photographer and attempting to cause him bodily harm. The actor, best known for being a ninny, tried grabbing the photogs camera and somehow ended up giving the guy minor injuries.

“A 34-year-old man from Maida Vale was arrested yesterday on suspicion of actual bodily harm after voluntarily attending a London police station.

“The arrest followed an allegation of assault yesterday at a residential address in Maida Vale.

“The 34-year-old man was released on bail to a date in October pending further inquiries.”

No way Jude caused bodily harm. He looks like he barely has enough strength to put a cookie in his mouth much less hurt someone. The photog must be made of glass because the last time Jude Law was in a fight he ended up basically giving the other guy a deep tissue massage. Even more awkward was the fact that the guy asked Jude for a happy ending.