Britney Spears is chubby

Justin Timberlake dated Britney Spears for 3 years before breaking up in 2002. Yesterday, the white Michael Jackson told Oprah Winfrey that he hasn’t spoken to Britney in years, but said she had a “huge heart.” Probably because she has to push a lot of whoppers through her system. Here’s Justin’s canned response.

Talk-show host Oprah Winfrey asked the star: “What do you think is going on with Britney?”

The 26-year-old singer responded: “I don’t know, to be honest with you. I haven’t spoken to her in years. There’s no ill will. I have nothing but love for her.”

Justin is such a liar. No guy can resist the charms of Britney Spears. Just look at the banner photo. When she runs her greasy KFC stained fingers over your crotch, you’re basically putty in her hands. 3 chins and a hanging gut? Forgive me for quoting Paris, but, “That’s hot.”