The Blemish

Kanye West is the #1 human in the world

By The Blemish, 11:15 AM on Sep 25, 2007, 4 Comments

I totally agree with Kanye West. He IS the biggest douchebag in the world. Even topping Dane Cook. Wait, you mean he didn’t say that? I could have sworn I heard him say that. I think I also heard him invite anyone who sees him to throw a rock at his head. Don’t tell me he didn’t say that either because… too late.

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4 Responses to “Kanye West is the #1 human in the world”

  • Datou
    8:28 PM

    OMG what a DEEEEEOOOOOUUUUUCHE-BAG

  • mo
    4:28 PM

    HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
    No wonder the Southpark dudes made fun of him :P

  • mo
    4:30 PM

    Alright, alright
    It’s actually kinda cute
    He has this little boy’s face
    Kanye,when will you grow up huh…?
    Come on now

  • mo
    4:45 PM

    Alright,alright it’s kinda cute actually
    He’s just a little boy aawww
    When will you grow up Kanye?
    Come on now…