Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian will be the December cover girl for Playboy magazine. The asstastic famous for nothing celeb won’t be fully naked though. She’ll be covered in sheets and jewelery showing “one boob and her bare butt.” Us writes,

Kardashian’s 12-page pictorial “will be one of the longest spreads Hef has done in a long time,” says the source. In fact, the source says, Kardashian and Hef are choosing the final photos for the spread today.

Kim Kardashian wasn’t shy making that sex tape of her being pummeled by what’s his name’s dick so why should she be shy now. I hate when girls all of a sudden turn prudish. If they wanted to be like that, they shouldn’t let me hide in their locker room and watch them undress to begin with.