Lindsay Lohan’s dad visits

Uh, Michael? That’s not Lindsay.

An abusive father and her drug addled little girl were reunited yesterday when Michael Lohan visited Lindsay at Cirque Lodge rehab. The two were seemingly overjoyed to see each other as they spent several hours together “healing old wounds.”

“The moment Lindsay saw Michael, she started running and jumped into her father’s arms,” says an eyewitness to the reunion. “Her father hugged her and swung her around. Lindsay was so happy. It was very emotional.”

Bystanders could have sworn they heard “cha-ching!” come out of Michael Lohan. However, insiders report Michael to be sincere. Lindsay was seen passed out in Michael’s arms after sharing their feelings over a handle of vodka. Aww, what a sweet father / daughter moment.