The Blemish

Maggie Gyllenhaal is provocative

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Maggie Gyllenhaal replaced Kate Moss as the new spokesperson for Agent Provocateur and the new pictures came out. Correct me if I’m wrong, but they’re trying to sell lingerie, right? Because I’d rather have seagulls eat french fries off my penis than stare at this.

Photos: Daily Mail

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Nanci | September 5th, 2007 1:50 pm

Katie Holmes could sell it sooooooooo much better!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

Nanci

 
Quinn | September 4th, 2007 8:55 am

Clever marketing? Are you daft? She’s ugly as pigshit. She and her equally fugly brother only get breaks in Hollywood because of who their parents are and because Bitchass Ugly 1 and Bitchass Ugly 2 contribute to the ACLU.

 
Think about it | September 3rd, 2007 11:26 am

This is clever marketing. The pictures are sexy enough to catch most mens’ eyes. Gyllenhaal is also well liked by women, especially given that she’s a MILF–something that all mother’s aspire to be.

Maggie’s good for advertising to both genders…

 

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