Here’s Claire Danes gawking at something. Something big and most likely located under my belt. Jeez, stop staring. It’s embarrassing. I really had to pee, ok? Leave me alone.

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Despite numerous attempts, Kate Hudson cannot reach Owen Wilson. Owen’s family doesn’t think talking to Kate would be good for Owen at this moment and has effectively banned any contact from her.
“Kate has been trying to get in touch with Owen and is distraught that the family doesn’t want her anywhere near him,” says a …

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To-ga! To-ga! To… AHHH! Zombie toga!

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Brad Pitt is at the age where his body is falling apart. The 43-year-old Pitt says his face is going and his body isn’t the same. However, he says he’s earned it and despite old age breaking him down, he still feels a youthful energy from his humanitarian efforts.
“[Before,] I carried the standard cynicism” about …

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Jude Law was arrested and held for allegedly assaulting a photographer and attempting to cause him bodily harm. The actor, best known for being a ninny, tried grabbing the photogs camera and somehow ended up giving the guy minor injuries.
“A 34-year-old man from Maida Vale was arrested yesterday on suspicion of actual bodily harm after …

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At Dune in the Hamptons, Tommy Lee hooked up with a blond girl and started fucking her on the banquette in front of everyone. But, don’t worry. He asked for permission first.
“When Tommy walked in, he asked, ‘Is it cool to have sex in here?’ The hostess thought he was kidding, but . . . …

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Rumors of Halle Berry’s pregnancy have been swirling around for a long time with no one confirming nor denying, until yesterday. The 41-year-old actress announced that she is pregnant with model / boyfriend, Gabriel Audry’s, baby.
“Yes, I am three months pregnant,” the Oscar winner told Access Hollywood on Tuesday. “Gabriel and I are beyond excited …

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Drunken Stepfather: Charlize Theron has cleavage
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CityRag: Celebrity Thought Bubbles
IDLYITW: Kelly Brook is really happy
Celebitchy: Courtney Love says Amy Winehouse is “the biggest drug user in music”
Bastardly: Hayden Panettiere Uses Black & Blue Sharpies To Sign Autographs!
AB: Star Jones Continues …

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