The Blemish

Archive for September, 2007

Morning time wasters

Celebslam: Courtney Love’s body is gross Celebwarship: A random Natalie Portman appearance Dailystab: Jessica Biel might play Wonder Woman Pajiba: Bionic Woman is meh Derek Hail: Christian Bale likes to stare at strangers… strangely TM: ... Read More »

Paris Hilton will visit Rwanda

Remembering her commitment to excellence after being released from jail, Paris Hilton decided to visit Rwanda in November. Right after she finishes filming Repo! The Genetic Opera. This won’t be ... Read More »

Christina Aguilera is pregnant, creepy

If you’re not the slightest bit disturbed by these photos, then you’re weirder than I. Before, Christina Aguilera could paint her face like a whored up clown and get away ... Read More »

Angelina Jolie is jealous

Despite being the most desirable woman on Earth, until she turned into a Nicole Richie look-a-like, Angelina Jolie is very insecure. Life & Style claims the once voluptuous actress goes ... Read More »

L.A. is fun and time wasters

To TMZ, can you not put a smiley face on this chick’s nipple? To the guy blocking the camera who I assume is gay, you’re gay. Pajiba: Viggo Mortensen isn’t just ... Read More »

Kanye West is the #1 human in the world

I totally agree with Kanye West. He IS the biggest douchebag in the world. Even topping Dane Cook. Wait, you mean he didn’t say that? I could have sworn I ... Read More »

HDTV will be the death of Sarah Jessica Parker

These photos are of Sarah Jessica Parker filming scenes for the upcoming Sex and the City movie. I remember way back when, HBO actually released a few Sex and the ... Read More »

Paparazzo watches Britney Spears pee

Britney Spears stopped at Quiznos yesterday to pee and invited a paparazzi inside to watch her. Anyone trying to make sense of Britney Spears should just stop. She acts like ... Read More »

Ang Lee says new film won’t do well in US

Ang Lee, best known for taking Heath Ledger’s and Jake Gyllenhaal’s off-screen romance and putting it on screen in Brokeback Mountain, says that his new film, Lust, Caution, won’t be ... Read More »

Pizza boy says Paris isn’t an idiot

Paris Hilton has picked a Swedish tourist to be in her new entourage. Paris found Alexander von Zweigbergk Väggö living in a hostel for $27 a night where they have ... Read More »

Batman is killer

A special effects technician was killed doing a dummy run involving the Batmobile when his 4×4 crashed into a tree on the set of Batman: The Dark Knight. This depressing ... Read More »

Kiefer Sutherland likes the drink

Kiefer Sutherland was arrested in West Hollywood last night on suspicion of DUI. The 24 star blew twice the legal limit of .08. This is his second DUI arrest in ... Read More »

Time wasters

There’s never a more appropriate time for a sportscaster to ask what Britney Spears is doing with her life than during college football. Drunken Stepfather: Jesus Martinez shall now be known ... Read More »

Chuck Lidell is fun

UFC poster boy, Chuck Lidell, lost again over the weekend to Keith Jardine. While many believed this to be his comeback fight after losing his title to Quinton Jackson, the ... Read More »

Dennis Rodman sexually batters someone

While the title may sound delicious, the story is much less so. The Orange County Sheriff’s Department is investigating an incident that took place at Hennessy’s Tavern in Dana Point, ... Read More »

Salma Hayek gave birth

Salma Hayek finally gave birth to whatever monster was hiding in her uterus for the past 9 months. Salma calls it a “girl” and has named her Valentina Paloma Pinault, ... Read More »

Britney Spears is mental

Britney Spears’ former bodyguard, Tony Barretto, was called as the secret witness in her custody case against K-Fed and gave his testimony on Britney’s mothering skills. Barretto also spoke to ... Read More »

Hannah Montana’s Miley Cyrus, 15 and pregnant

Update: Of course, all this is false. Someone photoshopped a fake article on a picture. Daughter of country music star, Billy Ray Cyrus, and star of her own Disney show, Hannah ... Read More »

Nicole Richie pregnant in a bikini

What’s hotter than a pregnant Nicole Richie in a bikini? What. You actually looked at these? You sicko. I feel like I’m flipping through National Geographic. That or I’m watching ... Read More »

A Meg White sex tape

This was floating on a few forums last week, but I didn’t think anything of it. A few people claimed that this is Meg White in her very own sex ... Read More »