The Blemish

Archive for September, 2007

Jude Law arrested for assault

Jude Law was arrested and held for allegedly assaulting a photographer and attempting to cause him bodily harm. The actor, best known for being a ninny, tried grabbing the photogs ... Read More »

Tommy Lee has sex in public

At Dune in the Hamptons, Tommy Lee hooked up with a blond girl and started fucking her on the banquette in front of everyone. But, don’t worry. He asked for ... Read More »

Halle Berry is pregnant

Rumors of Halle Berry’s pregnancy have been swirling around for a long time with no one confirming nor denying, until yesterday. The 41-year-old actress announced that she is pregnant with ... Read More »

It’s peanut butter and time waster time

Drunken Stepfather: Charlize Theron has cleavage CNW: Evan Rachel Wood Travels Across the Bootyverse Bossip: When The Checks Stop Coming In: Macy Gray’s “HUMPS” CityRag: Celebrity Thought Bubbles IDLYITW: Kelly Brook is really happy Celebitchy: ... Read More »

Kelly Osbourne is really gross

Kelly Osbourne has gone on the offensive about celebrities who flash their labias. While the rest of the world calls it totally awesome, Kelly calls it sickening. “It baffles me. I ... Read More »

Keira Knightley in a bikini sort of

Keira Knightley was in Ibiza enjoying the sun in a bikini. These pictures don’t show much, but there’s a couple with her in a bikini top. So, if you’re into ... Read More »

Brad Pitt attacked and wants another kid

At the Venice Film Festival for his new movie The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, an eager fan made her way past security and lunged for ... Read More »

Sienna Miller is calm and collected

Sienna Miller was drunk and being photographed at her new clothing store Twenty8Twelve in London when she launched a verbal assault (there’s a video at that link too) on photographers. She ... Read More »

Jerry Lewis is sensitive

Jerry Lewis sympathizes with the gays. Which is why he called someone an “illiterate faggot” while being broadcast live during his Labor Day telethon for muscular dystrophy (a record $63 ... Read More »

Paris Hilton wants a baby

In an interview with Elle Magazine, 26-year-old socialite and professional retard Paris Hilton wants a baby by next year and is committed to getting her body ready for the event. ... Read More »

Eva Longoria in a bikini in Spain

Eva Longoria was in Alicante Spain in a bikini yesterday. I will not lie to you. I was slightly turned on. Even though Eva sometimes looks like a wayward sewer ... Read More »

Morning news

I sort of got off track with labor day yesterday so here’s some morning links. Drunken Stepfather: Rihanna Fighting With Her Dress Bastardly: Eva Mendes – Morgan De’Toi Ads Bossip: Models Who Date ... Read More »

Maggie Gyllenhaal is provocative

Maggie Gyllenhaal replaced Kate Moss as the new spokesperson for Agent Provocateur and the new pictures came out. Correct me if I’m wrong, but they’re trying to sell lingerie, right? ... Read More »

Britney’s ex-assistant is a fame whore

Britney Spears’ ex-assistant, Shannon Funk, is desperately trying to become famous. She began by selling exclusive stories about Britney to OK! Magazine and most recently she showed up at Body ... Read More »

Gisele is nice

When Tom Brady ordered baby clothes for his and Bridget Moynahan’s baby girl, a separate $1,000 gift basket from current girlfriend Gisele Bundchen accompanied it. Included in Gisele’s order from ... Read More »

Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams are over

Us reports that Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams split a few weeks ago. “The relationship had been rocky recently. They tried very hard to make it work but finally decided to ... Read More »