Pamela Anderson was at a Malibu beach house doing her thing which consists of doing nothing in a bikini. I wish my life was this easy. Sometimes I get bored of saving children from burning buildings, feeding the homeless, flying to third world countries with medicine and bedding the world’s hottest women. Once in a while, I just want to kick back and watch my Gilmore Girls collector’s edition DVDs. I mean football. Watch football.
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