The Blemish

Paris Hilton is a monkey

By The Blemish, 8:22 AM on Sep 18, 2007, 1 Comment

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton, a changed woman mind you, got hosed at an Emmy party and decided to scale an iron gate like a slutty lemur. To everyone’s disappointment, she managed to make it over and not fall and crack her head.

Sure Paris. You can climb a fence when you’re drunk. But, can you stand on the hood of a car going 40 mph? I bet you can’t. Oh, yea? Why don’t you prove it to me.

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One Response to “Paris Hilton is a monkey”

  • lee
    8:34 AM

    (Sigh!) Paris, drunk again? I would’ve never thought… (sarcasm)