Pamela Anderson

Playboy has offered Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson $1 million dollars to pose nude together. It wouldn’t be the first time either of them posed for the mag. Denise did a spread for Playboy in 2004 and Pamela basically made her career off of them.

A source told a US magazine: “Neither Pam nor Denise has committed yet, but they’re seriously considering it.”

I want to see this about as bad as I want to see a prolapsed rectum in a porno. Thanks, but no thanks, Playboy. I’m happy surfing the web for old Pamela Anderson videos back when she was hot. As for Denise Richards, may I remind you of Wild Things? She’s naked AND in a threesome. What are people going to do with a wrinkly Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards minus the ridiculous implants? Masturbate to them? Ha. I’d rather spray mace on my penis and light it on fire .

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