The Fergie upskirt is so wrong

Fergie arrived at the LA international airport yesterday and, while stepping out of her car, showed the world her panties. Thank God she was wearing panties. If she wasn’t, this would have been a different story. One involving lots of crying and punching of my monitor and screaming, “Why God? Why!” My knuckles would probably be bloodied from trying to give myself short-term memory loss.

Err, I mean. Fergie upskirt. Cool! Please share in my excitement.