Time wasters

There’s never a more appropriate time for a sportscaster to ask what Britney Spears is doing with her life than during college football.

• Drunken Stepfather: Jesus Martinez shall now be known as Michael Perez, Paris Hilton’s new friend
• Attuworld: Radiohead speaking to fans in code?
• Celebitchy: Lindsay Lohan to do 2-3 more months in rehab
• Bastardly: Rihanna Brings S&M to the Toronto R&B Scene
• CityRag: How Celebrities Avoid Conviction
• TC: Tara Reid forgot a bra

• Bossip: Orenthal Threatens to Kill the Hired Help For Smashing
• Dlisted: Victoria Beckham might be a PCD
• SOW: Pete Doherty sends Kate Moss a dead rat
• Hollywood Tuna: Keeley Hazell to the rescue
• CNW: Angelina’s mission of Burma
• TFT: Sadie Frost is topless (NSFW)

• Grumpiest: Lindsay Lohan wants you to follow her
• College Humor: One year of Spanish
• CS: Woman Who Took De La Hoya Photos Swears Authenticity
• Yeeeah: Lindsay Lohan breaks up marriages
• DH: Eva Mendes pregnant
• Just Jared: Gwen Stefani falls down