Comments on: Tom Cruise angered by a fart

By: Madame guillotine

Madame guillotine — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 16:56:57 +0000

Tom, he looks like ze ‘fearless leader’ of Bullwinkle and Rocky fame, no?

By: Shmoo

Shmoo — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:28:52 +0000

Haha. Would loved to have seen FÃ¼hrer Tom catching a whiff of that one…

By: Madame guillotine

Madame guillotine — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 23:47:02 +0000

Again Tom shows his lack of reality. He really needs to lighten up. He is so afraid of being mocked, it’s easy to mock him. It’s like the water gun thing. Please! grow a sense of humour, Tom!

By: OkeyDokey

OkeyDokey — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:03:13 +0000

I understand that Mr. Cruise is so upset he intends to discover the identity of the “mystery farter” and fire them. I was listening to the radio on the way into work when I heard this moronity (word? It is now!), laughed so hard I became hysterical and started to cry. “The silence was filmed and now Cruise and the producers will go through the footage to identify the culprit, who is likely to be fired.” How obsessive is this? How many times will Cruise have to go over this footage and listen to the whoopi before he find “the culprit.”

Can you imagine the poor person at their next job interview?

“Last job you worked?”

“Uh, I was fired.”

“For what reason?”

“Uh, I farted.”

By: Apres Ski

Apres Ski — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 05:11:01 +0000

How does one control natural gas? It’s very hard and it erupts at the wrong time. There is no control. If there is something that will control a person’s ‘natural’ gas, then it should be advertised IMMEDIATELY!!!