Weekend time wasters

• ASL: Britney’s Lollipops Give Her “Energy”
• Drunken Stepfather: Kelly Rowland Bikini Pictures of the Day
• Hollywood Tuna: Petra Nemcova Is Perfection
• Bastardly: Catalina Sandino Moreno is too Cute. Maaaybe
• CityRag: Madonna and Elton John Need Press
• Celebslam: Andy Dick is a dick. Same old, same old

• TC: Christina is hot and pregnant. And whorish
• Bossip: Tony Yayo Has a Witness Who Swears He Didn’t Beat Up Lil’ Henchman
• CNW: Paris Hilton Takes First-Hand Knowledge of Prison and Chick Kissing to the Stage
• Celebitchy: Paris Hilton sues Hallmark
• CS: Michelle Williams Moving On After Breakup With Heath Ledger
• NinjaDude: Jennifer Lopez Sucks

• Grumpiest: Fergie makes a good Handbag
• Horny Oyster: Celebrity cleavage showdown - Lindsay Lohan vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt
• IDLYITW: Teri Hatcher is Still a Bitch
• Just Jared: Sarah Wayne Callies Nixed By Prison Break
• INO: Emmy Rossum is surprised by my, oh, nevermind
• SOW: Corey Haim pulls out of Lost Boys 2

Bonus link medley:
Frankie Muniz hasn’t aged well. Really? An impatient kitty. So you want to flip on your face. Gophilla Collins indeed.