Weekend time wasters

If you’re wondering, that picture is of the girls from the brothel Sting visited.

• Drunken Stepfather: Hilary Duff sports some cleavage
• Bastardly: Penelope Cruz Does Ads For Mango
• CityRag: Carrot Top’s funny muscles
• Bossip: Amy Winehouse got some new shoes

• Celebitchy: Charlize Theron might be married but not really
• Celebslam: Christina Aguilera is fat
• Celebworm: Dita Von Teese is silver
• EB: Lisa Marie Pressly and Jenna Jameson, Together at Last

• Hollywood Tuna: Elizabeth Hurley’s Boobs Never Get Old
• Just Jared: Joaquin Phoenix: I am a Hot Mess
• IDLYITW: Sienna Miller is a naked hippie
• SOW: A 50 Cent and Al Michaels duet on Jimmy Kimmel

• TC: Why would you look at Kelly Osbourne’s boobs
• INO: Larry Birkhead is still a whore
• Hollywood Rag: Eminem wants to come back
• ICYDK: Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake go to the hospital