- Drunken Stepfather: Kate Hudson wears a silk robe
- Hollywood Tuna: Natasha Henstridge’s Breasts Are Explosive
- Bastardly: April Scott at Maxim Style
- CityRag: Zahara Jolie-Pitt – Superstar!
- Bossip: Terrence Howard was actually sucking face with Miss USA
- Celebitchy: Crappy rocker throws away chance at billion dollar fortune to sleep with Lohan
- Celebslam: Benecio Del Toro is hairy
- TC: Britney is a great mom
- EB: Timbaland to Appear on One Life to Live
- TFT: Kelly Brook in a gold bikini (Site NSFW)
- IDLYITW: Avril Lavigne is a retard
- SOW: Is Elisabeth Hasselbeck carrying the spawn of Satan?
- CS: Kate Beckinsale does Chanel
- Grumpiest: Hilary and Hayden
- Derekhail: Christina Aguilera is still pregnant
- College Humor: Darth Vader blues
- NinjaDude: Keira Knightley likes being dominated
- INO: Jennifer Aniston makes out with Ben Affleck
Web Finds
- Oprah can be replaced. (Popeater)
- The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards featuring... women? (The Superficial)
- Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey)
- Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy)
- John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar)
- Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek. Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall)
Oh boy! A sultry, and suspiciously latin-looking, woman wrapped in Liquorice!
A “time waster”? Ummm, it depends on how sore my wrist is that day. Heyoooo!
Kelly Brook, Kelly Brook, Kelly Brook…must remember that name when I go web surfing at 2 in the morning.