- Drunken Stepfather: Kate Hudson wears a silk robe
- Hollywood Tuna: Natasha Henstridge’s Breasts Are Explosive
- Bastardly: April Scott at Maxim Style
- CityRag: Zahara Jolie-Pitt – Superstar!
- Bossip: Terrence Howard was actually sucking face with Miss USA
- Celebitchy: Crappy rocker throws away chance at billion dollar fortune to sleep with Lohan
- Celebslam: Benecio Del Toro is hairy
- TC: Britney is a great mom
- EB: Timbaland to Appear on One Life to Live
- TFT: Kelly Brook in a gold bikini (Site NSFW)
- IDLYITW: Avril Lavigne is a retard
- SOW: Is Elisabeth Hasselbeck carrying the spawn of Satan?
- CS: Kate Beckinsale does Chanel
- Grumpiest: Hilary and Hayden
- Derekhail: Christina Aguilera is still pregnant
- College Humor: Darth Vader blues
- NinjaDude: Keira Knightley likes being dominated
- INO: Jennifer Aniston makes out with Ben Affleck
Web Finds
- Wanna party with Jon Gosselin? It'll cost you $12,000. You should get on this quick. (Popeater)
- Kristen Stewart shouldn't be doing interviews. (The Superficial)
- Cameron Diaz still thinks it's Halloween. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Alec Baldwin will get plastic surgery, mark his words. (Wonderwall)
- Sienna gets slinky in vintage. (ASL)
- Sarah Jessica Parker loves diapers and Kim Cattrall. Is it opposite day? (PopSugar)
- Miranda Kerr needs a hug. From my thighs. (IDLYITW)
Oh boy! A sultry, and suspiciously latin-looking, woman wrapped in Liquorice!
A “time waster”? Ummm, it depends on how sore my wrist is that day. Heyoooo!
Kelly Brook, Kelly Brook, Kelly Brook…must remember that name when I go web surfing at 2 in the morning.