A rumor has been circulating around the net that a sex tape featuring Eva Longoria and husband, Tony Parker, exists. The tape is supposedly already available online, but only for pay sites. The Sun says,
Rumours have been rife on the web that the saucy video exists and contains intimate scenes featuring the Desperate Housewives beauty and her NBA star hubby TONY PARKER.
If the tape is genuine, it is tipped to become the biggest sex tape unearthed since PARIS HILTON’S One Night In Paris.
Paris Hilton set the bar pretty low with her sex tape. I almost felt bad for everyone who paid for it. Watching that was about as exciting as getting a hummer from a bear trap. I got more turned on from spreading cream cheese on a bagel than from that tape. Besides, as long as Eva Longoria keeps the makeup on, she’ll do fine. If the makeup is off, then this will be worse than when I watched that granny porno 10 times. Accidentally.