Britney Spears

K-Fed’s lover, Nicole Narain, tells News of the World that K-Fed lives in constant fear that Britney Spears may one day end up killing their children. Although Kevin has not spoken out about his divorce, Nicole, the ever caring fame whore she is, thought the world should know what goes on behind closed doors. If she gets paid in the process, so be it. It’s really all about the kids, man.

Britney breast-fed the kids while drinking Vodka
K-Fed confided to her: “I’d see her walking around the house guzzling vodka and Coke and looking very tipsy. Then a few moments later, I saw her pick up Jayden and start breast-feeding him. That sent me up the wall. I yelled at her, ‘If you really wanna drink then make sure the baby gets bottled milk, not yours.’

Britney doesn’t know much about child saftey
“During the last few months I’d started picking her up on her parenting skills. She’d leave the kids near the pool unsupervised or drive around without belting them in. She always insisted what she was doing was right.

Britney is bi-sexual
“I was doing my make-up and I could feel someone staring at me. It was Britney, in a green dress and looking a bit spaced-out. She looked at me in a provocative way. I found it unnerving, but I smiled to be friendly.

“She then cosied alongside me by the mirror and asked to borrow my lip-gloss.

“I agreed, put some on my finger and let her rub it on. She rolled her eyes and giggled before suggestively rubbing it over her lips. It became clear she was flirting.

People are too harsh on Britney. Sure she was getting her kids drunk off breast Vodka and leaving her kids unattended at the pool, most likely in that order, but I’m pretty sure it was the good kind of Vodka like Grey Goose or Belvedere and the pool was really shallow. Five feet at most. Plus, if she added some coffee to her breast milk concoction, they could have been drinking white Russians. Ha, and they say Britney doesn’t care. Would an uncaring mother take the time to mix drinks for her kids? I think not. If anything, Britney cares too much.