Britney is doing fine

A judge has ordered Britney Spears be booked for a hit-and-run which occurred on August 6. If you can’t see the video above, Britney Spears hit a parked car, went out to check her car and then leaves without leaving a note or anything to inform the other car that she hit it. Britney’s attorney says she will comply with the judge’s order and she is currently trying to work out a deal with the woman whose car she hit.

In other news, Britney passed her second test! A mandatory drug test ordered by the court to be done twice a week. When asked about it, Britney said she was nervous at first, but she studied hard and thought she performed very well under pressure. Congratulations fatty. You’re on a fast track to a life of endless possibilities now.