Britney Spears

Following today’s court hearing regarding Britney’s custody dispute, the judge has extended her visitation rights through the weekend. Despite the apparent good news, Britney left court distraught. A written ruling will be made Monday or Tuesday. TMZ reports Britney ran to the bathroom three times during the hearing. When a reporter for Extra asked her how she was doing,

Britney shouted, “Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!” and walked back into the courtroom crying.

There goes Britney. Hungry and horny as always. Can we just throw the kids into the drainage pipe now? Let’s just put them out of their misery. This charade has gone on long enough. They’ll be lucky to even enter pre-school with the ability to speak. There’s a 95% chance their only method of communication will be in the form of grunts and groans and occasionally hitting of the other students. The only good thing is you can give them food out of the trash can and they won’t even care.