Britney Spears

L.A. County Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon today ordered Britney Spears to hand over her kids to Kevin Federline, the genius behind Popo Zao and the wigger revolution. Not surprisingly, Britney took her kids to Carls Jr. before surrendering them three minutes later.

L.A. County Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon issued an order today, stating that Kevin Federline, the boys’ father, “is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 12:00 PM until further order of the court.”

Mark Vincent KaplanJudge Gordon had ordered Spears to undergo random drug testing and take parenting classes. Sources say Federline’s powerhouse lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan (left), raised the issue that Spears was driving without a valid California driver’s license, something first reported by TMZ.

Wow. This came out of left field. I never thought this would happen. Just like I never thought I’d drink water or pee today. What’s Britney going to do without her kids? She must be hurting real ba… whoa, hey Britney, that’s not Sean Preston and Jayden James. That’s a sack of flour and a half pound Angus burger. Your kids are over there. Gah, over there! The two hams that are crying. Yea, now I have your attention, don’t I?

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