Britney’s album is on sale

Britney’s new album Blackout dropped this morning at 12 AM and what better way to celebrate the release than by making a surprise appearance at the Virgin Megastore in Hollywood for her fans. Britney almost did just that. In a move sure to alienate even more of her constituents, Britney drove by the record store and then promptly drove away when she couldn’t find parking. Later, Britney headed to the club with Alli Sims and was subsequently pulled over. What’s on tap for tomorrow? Britney’s going to drive around to find her remaining three fans and put her lit cigarette out on their chests and then drive away laughing.