Brooke Hogan is pretty
October 3rd, 20073 commentsEmail this
Oops. I did it again. Ugly. Brooke Hogan is pretty ugly. Tragedy struck the FOX Reality Channel Really Awards last night as a dressed to depress Brooke Hogan made her way onto the red carpet. Clad in a much too revealing red dress minus the paper bag I painstakingly constructed for her head, Brooke dragged her knuckles across the floor as paparazzi snapped pictures of what they believed to be Big Foot. At one point, an excited Sanjaya posed with this mutant being; never to be seen or heard from again. Rest in peace you flamboyant weirdo.
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Brooke’s problem is that she just tries way too f’ing hard. She looks like a transvestite hooker because she wears way too much makeup and has no class. Her dad was trying to protect her from looking whorish. This girl is one of Hollywoods worst-dressed newcomers. Awful. She looks washed up and she hasn’t even gotten started. Hire a damn stylist because you look pathetic.
Brooke is fine as hell. If her father wasnt THE HULKSTER I’d hit it real tough. Who am I kidding hulkster or not I would hit it anyway
growl…..she’s hot!