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Charlize Theron is the sexiest woman alive

According to Esquire Magazine, Charlize Theron is the sexiest woman alive this year. An interview in the form of a script accompanies a spread of Charlize on the website. I couldn’t make it through the whole thing because… why? Here’s a snippet.

CHARLIZE laughs, a guttural laugh, and her head falls back, exposing her neck to the world with a kind of joy. It is so…long.

That’s some powerful stuff right there. I’ve always wondered whether anyone would ever provide an accurate description of Charlize Theron’s neck. Thank you my friend. You have made my day. May I repay you in equal kindness? A punch in the throat perhaps? How about I push you in front of a car and steal your wallet. Lunch at the Chateau Marmont. On you.

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rido
rido
16 years ago

MAXIM IS NOW ANNOUNCING THE 5 UNSEXIEST WOMEN ALIVE!

http://www.maxim.com/Entertainment/1Sarahjessicaparker/slideshow/7314/435.aspx?src=tst128:MKd

OH NO THEY DIDN’T…

BRITNEY’S #5.

Carrot Top & Fergie should be #3

Dan Cane
Dan Cane
16 years ago

Charlize’s Martini advertisement is really the classic. It shows just how she deserves the sexiest woman title.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9EbFvgTXeM