Ellen DeGeneres urged viewers to stop sending death threats to Mutts & Mom’s because it’s not their fault they’re heartless bastards. TMZ obtained video showing Marina Baktis from Mutts & Moms taking Iggy away from the family it already spent two weeks with. Marina managed to grab the dog by saying she was coming over for a house check after the family filled out an online application. The police were eventually called and verified from the dog’s microchip that the adoption agency was the owner. Evidently, the dog’s microchip hadn’t been changed to Ellen’s name.

Only five days until Iggy is accidentally run over and this problem is resolved. See, this time I remembered to type out “accidentally” so it will seem, um, accidental and not premeditated as this blueprint would lead you to believe.