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Jennifer Aniston in a bikini in Mexico

By The Blemish, 9:51 AM on Oct 01, 2007, 3 Comments

Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston hit up Mexico over the weekend in a bikini and this is the result. An angry Aniston asking God what happened to her life. No success after Friends. No Brad Pitt. Some guy who’s supposed to be Orlando Bloom standing behind a tree when she’s pacing around. Sadly, her life is now a daily shaking of the fist at the sky, threatening to “kill whoever is up there.” Calm down Jennifer. At least you have a nice rack.

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3 Responses to “Jennifer Aniston in a bikini in Mexico”

  • so what
    4:02 PM

    I think jen looks wonderful, and shes had plenty of success since Friends…at least shes healthy looking, and not a bag of bones.

  • Jaime Colon
    7:50 AM

    Is that Amy Winehouse sitting next to her?

  • Victor
    11:58 AM

    I just think of her as unfortunate. No name necessary.