Jessica Simpson is less raccoony

Jessica Simpson showed up at the Frederick’s of Hollywood Spring Fashion event doing whatever it is celebrities do at these things. Probably head straight for the gift room and get as much swag as possible. Anyway, this was supposed to be a lingerie show, but none of the celebrities there were in lingerie. I think it’s sort of a slap in the face that they didn’t dress up. If it wasn’t for my inherent laziness, I’d do something about it. Like write a sternly worded letter or angrily stomp around my room. Aim low I always say. That way you’ll never be disappointed.