Fergie

I was slightly startled to see this item from OK! Magazine detailing Josh Duhamel’s desire to have children with the as of yet unclassified creature scientists have taken to calling Fergie.

When asked when he’s going to do that, Josh said, “I don’t know. [I feel a little bit] jealous [of my friends]. But I’m taking my time. We’ll do it when it’s right. It’s busy right now for me and my girl. It will happen.”

Someone should inform Josh that in order for a person to become pregnant, they must have a uterus capable of sustaining human life for 9 months. It would help immensely if that other person were a human female and not some sort of he-she hybrid thought to have only existed in the remote jungles of Peru.

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